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Tuxessories: Teeth of a Killer by behindinfinity Tuxessories: Teeth of a Killer by behindinfinity


Expose your dazzling inner animal with these premium vampire fangs cut from glamorous glittery acrylic to match your killer complexion. The piece is suspended on metallic black chains as darrrrrk as your soulllllll.
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Photo credits:
:bulletblack: models are:
:iconmoonlightflight: Kat as the author's self-insert heroine who whines about how her life sucks because everyone loves her
:iconweakman: Dom as the infatuated best friend who smells like wet dog; half-man, half-wolf, half-naked
THREE HALVES MAKE A WHOLE IN OUR MATH OKAY
:iconbehindinfinity: Jin as the glittering fairy whose love is based on how the object of his desire smells like delicious food
:bulletblack: photography & design by ~Tuxessories
:bulletblack: special thanks to BNS+Calibre Studio [link] for having us!


:note: Jin's comment
What do I have to say for dressing up as such? This:
:iconotlplz:
Never again.

Going back on topic this necklace actually has nothing to do with Twilight. We just took the opportunity to do a PARODY. (Suuuuper emphasis for the people who totally missed the joke) :lol: A lot of people are probably aware that Twilight vampire skin sparkles in the sun, but to my knowledge, their fangs do not. (I do hope I am correct about this.) Okay, apparently I was wrong. They do not have fangs at all. Wow. They really must be fairies.

While we were designing, we just thought it would be cool to have a teeth and fangs silhouette pendant. And it does look quite striking as an everyday necklace. it's one of my favorites to wear on a regular basis. (As a bonus, it's also fun to hold up against your mouth while posing for photos.) :D

:camera: Additional detail shot of the pendant to show the acrylic's subtle texture :pointr: [link]

For those of you who have seen our other promo pics, you may notice that we have a habit of doing parodies of things that are even the slightest bit related to our designs. And so, the obvious choice for our fangs pendant was... you know it, bros. We had everything we needed just lying around our closets (including Dom's wolf mask) so we put them on and came up with this abomination. :laughing:

And okay, I know the hairstyle I chose isn't like that pasty guy's from the movie but I'm certainly not going to go through the effort of actually trying to replicate that. We were all having a hard enough time keeping ourselves from laughing when we needed to put on seeeeerioussssss faces.

We hope you will put away the pitchforks and enjoy browsing our store!


:star: Holiday Discount!
We at Tuxessories truly do appreciate the warm welcome of our customers, so this Holiday season, we're introducing a couple of sweet designs in an even sweeter price.

"Teeth of a Killer" is part of our special Tuxessories sale. For a limited time, we are selling this necklace at an introductory price of $7.99!

We do hope you enjoy our treat this season. It's a tempting offer you can truly sink your teeth in! Hurry! Sale only lasts till December 3rd.

:holly: Holiday Shipping Rush Reminder
If you're interested in ordering this for yourself or as presents for your friends, we encourage you to do so as soon as possible because the holiday shipping rush is coming up! People all over the world will be sending presents to each other so the shipping companies will be understandably busier than usual. Your orders might arrive late if you get caught in the rush!

:la: Raffle Time!
Also, we are holding a raffle for all our customers! A purchase of any necklace grants you a chance to win a necklace of your choice! The only design excluded from this offer is the Tux Cameo for Charity, because we will be donating all the profits for those.


You may purchase this, and other designs through our online store:
:rzero: tuxessories.bigcartel.com :rzero:

Our preferred payment method is PayPal.
We ship worldwide and do combined shipping! :D
Kindly check our FAQ page for more info!

Tuxessories Facebook Page: facebook.com/Tuxessories

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Tuxessories designs currently in my gallery:


The rest are in our website: [link]


:note: Sorry about the necklace spam! The usual photo sharing still goes on in my journal :pointr: [link] and I often make casual updates on my Facebook page. - Jin


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:iconsakura-shinra:
Sakura-ShinRa Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Brilliant parody guys, MARVELOUS.  Made me snort my drink XD
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:iconmallowgirl:
MallowGirl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
1)Looks on top two pictures,wow this is cool
2)Looks at bottom pic,HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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:iconallergictonumbers:
allergictonumbers Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i've never LOLed this hard in my entire life and it's midnight here. LOL btw do you do overseas shipping? XD
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Lady-Sophie Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At first when I saw the thumbnail I thought the Twilight thing was for real D:
How much I laughed afterwards XDDDD Plus, all the necklaces are AWEEEESOMEEEEE :D
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:iconkuroi-chan:
Kuroi-chan Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
OMG, I burst out laughing upon seeing this. HAHAHAHAHA- Too funny~ I died~ XDDD LOVE the glitter effects! XD
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:iconkamly:
kamly Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
I can't help cracking up every time I see this XDDD so now it's fav-ed!
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:iconkaitoupirate:
kaitoupirate Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hurray! Twilight parody that is sadly close to the truth. :XD:
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:iconayumi01:
ayumi01 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahahhaha!~! XDD
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TheNeeblr Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
I don't hate nore do I love Twilight, but I must say that your Edward is sexier than the real thing.

also "Half-wolf, half-man, half-naked" LOLOLOL XD best quote ever!
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:iconghostdemon915:
GhostDemon915 Featured By Owner May 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
so let me get this straight; it's pretty much making fun of twilight?
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:iconjoselingering:
joselingering Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Hobbyist
I lol'd so weird here ahahhaha the sparkles, the wolf head, omg XD
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:iconheren-panda:
heren-panda Featured By Owner May 2, 2011
Love the glitter, looks fab. >;D
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:iconkeikei11:
keikei11 Featured By Owner May 1, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Hahaha
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:iconaveryclampur:
Averyclampur Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i luv ur pics!
there so AWESOME!
BTW i like that werewolf guy in da pic :3
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xBrokenxChildx Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011
I saw this one on your sight and cracked up! Genious XDD LOVE the picture with the fml apple - it's so horrifically perfect XD
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:iconfractured-reckoning:
Fractured-Reckoning Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
"Wow. They really must be fairies." This made me laugh so hard. XD
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:iconkittyxy:
KittyXy Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
I'm sorry I just dont think you make a very good Edward...And I mean that as a complement ^^
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:iconkittyxy:
KittyXy Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
but the photos are really nice.
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:iconpankakechii:
PanKakeChii Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011
lmao 'body sparkles not included'
that one is really good XDD[link]
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:iconpekoponjin:
Pekoponjin Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
ORGH. this is better than the real edward!! D': so- hand- some...
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:iconaichan25:
aichan25 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD this is awesome
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:icondielmay:
dielMay Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Words cannot express how awesome this is! I'll always love the books, but it's just how I told my friends: Twilight is truly the running joke of the 21st century lmbo and EVERYBODY's in on it. Tuxedo Team ftw
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:iconsdblaine:
SDBlaine Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
The parody pictures made me giggle.

Well done and the (not Twilight related) necklace is cute ;)
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:iconedwardcullencameplz:
edwardcullencameplz Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011
Hey you look manlier than me in my own outfit.
Needs moar dodge and sparkles.
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:iconulquiorraschifer4:
UlquiorraSchifer4 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
I LIEK CHOKED WHEN SEEING THE WOLFIE MASK XD AII FUCKING LUV YUUUU
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:iconkimberlymhaeanasco:
kimberlymhaeanasco Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
you'd make a better Edward Cullen on Twilight movies :]
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:iconprincessaeris:
princessaeris Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
lol!
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:icontokiwashojo:
tokiwashojo Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
the description of the characters was just hilarious... lol
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:iconzodiachild:
zodiachild Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011
Brilliant. Absolutely, fantastically, brilliant. I love it!
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:iconsatsuna-uchiha:
satsuna-uchiha Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
esta bien chidooo
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satsuna-uchiha Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
esta bien genial muy bueno
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:iconbuuwho:
BuuWho Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Promo photos for the WIN. You guys make me smile :]
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:iconasoulforallanimes:
asoulforallanimes Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011  Student Digital Artist
LOL on the FML apple XDD! and Jin! You sit being Edward more than Robert :)
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:iconsasukeroxmysox2:
SasukeRoxMySox2 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this has made my day..thank you guys <3
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YoshimiYoyoshuri Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011
Lawlrus !
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23-ZiZ-23 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2011
oooh i like the fml apple XD! omg you look so beautiful! <3 *O* hm and awesome pendant

BUT LOL BODY SPARKLES!! <3 ahaha!! XD
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:iconvueiy-visarelli:
Vueiy-Visarelli Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The top picture makes me LOL so hard! :XD: Beautiful and shiny!!
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:iconriver-of-the-wind:
River-of-the-Wind Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
unexpected! but you pull it off well!!
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:iconthreonine:
Threonine Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010
ROFL. You look less creepy than the actual Edward. XD
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:iconbanchan09:
banchan09 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist
OH GAWD. LOL. JUST..... ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL XDDDD
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:iconfirecheetah:
FireCheetah Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
....can you guys do Twilight instead of Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart? PLEASE? :)
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:iconfrankinsense:
Frankinsense Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Best parody ever! Plus you guys are way better looking than the movie cast :XD:
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:iconartistic-pixie:
Artistic-Pixie Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010  Student General Artist
hahaha, brilliant job
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:iconuchihapandora:
UchihaPandora Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
EPIC WIN xDD
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:iconyuniegard:
Yuniegard Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Hobbyist
I can't stop laughing
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:iconaynessa:
aynessa Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You all amuse me so much. xD I can't stop laughing every time I look at Dom. HAHAHAHA :rofl:
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:iconmad-music:
Mad-Music Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL You guys are hilarious, I love this! xD I seriously wanna buy up everything in your store now. I love all of these necklaces!

btw, your description of Edward made me laugh so freaking hard. xD
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:iconmarieilove:
marieilove Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha! I love your ironic photos and descrpition:D
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lotus1030 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD
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Dothackmaster8 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're exactly how I imagined Edward would look. I'm so happy I hate Twilight now.
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